food for thought

[kenw]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

 

As Ben Franklin said:

 

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

 

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

 

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health .

 

 

Therefore, it's better

 

to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of **** .

[BoomerCPO]

Makes perfect sense to me!

 

Look at what people are paying for bottles of water and you will realize that "stupid" is a word that will never be eradicated from our language.

 

Boomer........the DunkinDonut high temperature coffee fan.

[Guest HdHtr]

I'll drink to that ...

[Dark Wolf]

I always knew that there was a reason I prefered wine and beer now I know why. Thank you for giving me ciairty.

[mraf]

Sounds good to me. A neighbor friend of mine makes quite a bit of his own wine. He has even won some awards with his wines. One of his best quotes is "In the wine lies the truth". Drink enough and your tongue can't stop.:rotfl:

Back when my youngest son was in 5th grade his teacher paired up everyone in the class. Their project was to invent something. Long story short they invented bottled water. The class had a big laugh out of it. WHO KNEW. My kid the millionaire. That would have been nice. Oh well, can't have it all. I guess I'll just settle for a responsible young man.

[ibents]

I'll drink to that ...

 

Me too, Mind if I join you Can't wait to see what "Beer 30" has to say about this one!!!!!!!

 

Ian