saddlebum Posted January 4, 2009 Share #1 Posted January 4, 2009 This morning on the Highway , I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 90 km-per hour With her Face up next t o her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver , Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My cell phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs, Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the darn phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. Stupid women drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 4, 2009 Share #2 Posted January 4, 2009 They got spill proof cups for coffee now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted January 4, 2009 Share #3 Posted January 4, 2009 Been there, done that! Ruined my white shirt as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted January 4, 2009 Share #4 Posted January 4, 2009 Donut.. who said there was donuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBJ Posted January 4, 2009 Share #5 Posted January 4, 2009 MMMMMMM coffee and Donuts !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yama Mama Posted January 4, 2009 Share #6 Posted January 4, 2009 Good One Bum. Happy New Year. Yama Mama:big-grin-emoticon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share #7 Posted January 5, 2009 Donut.. who said there was donuts? Tom you ever think about anything but foodhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Apple_pie.jpg/180px-Apple_pie.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene Posted January 5, 2009 Share #8 Posted January 5, 2009 Did yer cigarette go out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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