Jose cuervo christmas cookies

[Pilot]

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

 

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

 

Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

pour one level cup and drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer.

 

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

 

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again.

 

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another

cup just in case.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

 

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

of dried fruit.

 

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

 

Mix on the turner.

 

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

it loose with a drewscriver.

 

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

a sheet.

 

Check the Jose Cuervo.

 

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

 

Add one table.

 

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

find.

 

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over.

 

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

 

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

 

Cherry Mistmas !

[Kregerdoodle]

LOL now thats funny !!!!

[Yama Mama]

Those are my kind of cookies. SHanks for the Resippi.

Merry Christmas.

Yama Mama

[Iowawegian]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:That's funny!!!

[rosebud]

I'm stopping on the way home from work for a bottle of Jose Cuervo to make that recipe!

[abnormalwon]

I Gotttttaaaaaa twy a doubbblleee *****, I mean b-batch nest zime. Daz willy guut.

[Sailor]

Sounds kinda like my Rum Rib recipe.