jeff gorden fires pit crew!!

[tazmocycle]

NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

 

 

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

 

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.

However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!

 

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

:stickinouttounge:GOT YOU!!

[Thom]

:rotfl::rotfl:

yep made me read it

[IH Truck Guy]

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Venturous Randy]

Boy, the PMS is starting to get serious!!!

RandyA

[DKleven]

you can tell it is winter, that was a good one:rotf::rotf:

[Snarley Bill]

you got me good. do you have any photos of the shower scene.

[PBJ]

Geez jeff got the car cheap!