Words for the wise....

[Ladyrider]

Well, gals, give me your input on this? Do you agree? I had a good laugh, and feel like its a thumbs up....sherry

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

 

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "whatever" (I deleted

the cuss word )

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

[Iowawegian]

Hate to admit it, but everyone of them is true!

[Yama Mama]

Yes unfortunately, those do sound familiar, except for the 5 minute one. I am usually waiting for Ron.

Yama Mama

[hig4s]

Note: if you have reached #9 in a conversation with you wife, it is too late. You should have followed Fido out the doggie door two replies ago. Quick grab a pillow before you go out the door, as fido will probably be let back in before you.

[Ladyrider]

Note: if you have reached #9 in a conversation with you wife, it is too late. You should have followed Fido out the doggie door two replies ago. Quick grab a pillow before you go out the door, as fido will probably be let back in before you.

Thats cute, real cute..."Here, Fido...come on boy"

[IH Truck Guy]

Sherry,#4 is a joke..

My Shari never tells me go ahead..

She knows I'll do it..

I love a dare..

[Yama Mama]

Dan does Shari ever call you CUPCAKE?

Just wondered.

 

Yama Mama

[IH Truck Guy]

Dan does Shari ever call you CUPCAKE?

Just wondered.

 

Yama Mama

 

Peggy,she never calls me that...She has a whole slew of other words she calls me when she is POed at me......Which seems to happen everyday.... :whistling:

[Squidley]

Peggy,she never calls me that...She has a whole slew of other words she calls me when she is POed at me......Which seems to happen everyday.... :whistling:

 

 

....and seeing we know you and Shari I know just what her posture is and how it flows from her lips

[mrwhitebikes]

Sherry,#4 is a joke..

My Shari never tells me go ahead..

She knows I'll do it..

Rite on brother!!