Apples & Wine

[Marcarl]

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they'reamazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the living daylights out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[FROG MAN]

I wadded through cow sh## and high water to get mine. Packed her across the meadow when the water was up just to go out. Thats back when I had a back and she weighed about 125 lb. Not sure if she was the top of the tree but it was 4x4 access. I understand the stomping part.:rotfl:

[mini-muffin]

Somebody wants to live life dangerously, huh Gerald?

 

Margaret

[Brake Pad]

I just kissed mine on the ring finger:8:

[mini-muffin]

What do you mean ring finger I thought you needed to kiss her little toes.

 

Margaret

[Brake Pad]

No, I like to start at the top and work my way down:ignore:

[Marcarl]

No, I like to start at the top and work my way down:ignore:

Information overload

[brscooter]

Yeah, we understand the stomping part we just dont want the women to know we know.

[mraf]

Wow, someone is really sucking up! You must have really steped in it Carl.

[hipshot]

Yeah, we understand the stomping part we just dont want the women to know we know.

 

HEY SCOOT! ain't seen ya around in a while!

how's your world turning!

good to see you still drop in once in a while, to let us know you are RETIRED!!!!!!!

hope all is better with you and yours!

just jt:fingers-crossed-emo:thumbsup: