Sick and Tired (not Bike related)

[Acadieman]

I for one am sick and tired of all those e-mails(chain letters) that promise everything under the sun.Iam looking for the article that someone had posted awhile back that you could send out to all your friends that states that you will not forward any e-mails because they in fact will not make you rich or save the world.does anyone remember this article ?

 

Bucky Thompson

[Cerviperus]

How about this one?

 

Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography web site will get 6 cents very time you send me the letter.

 

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you?

 

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of bull[edit].

 

So basically, this message is a big [edit] YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.

 

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and [edit] me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

 

If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 50 times. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

 

P.S. Please forward this to at least 50 of your best friends!

Edited September 15, 2008 by Cerviperus
Removed some inappropriate wording.

[Snarley Bill]

I for one am sick and tired of all those e-mails(chain letters) that promise everything under the sun.Iam looking for the article that someone had posted awhile back that you could send out to all your friends that states that you will not forward any e-mails because they in fact will not make you rich or save the world.does anyone remember this article ?

 

Bucky Thompson

just do like i do. i delete most everything without opening it accept for pm's from this site. i'm about to change my email address to start over. i don't even open email from relatives. thats what i have a phone for.